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Okay cool, so dinner and a show, right? And these girls are no joke; they're like swimming around Sexy hookup really extended periods of time without coming up for air.

Plus it helped that they were all smoking hot. And I imagine it's tough to be hot when you're swimming underwater with your eyes open. We finish our meal, and the parents head back to the hotel while my cousins and I all went out. So we're at this bar a few hours Sexy hookup and behold, two of those mermaid girls walks in. My cousin and I Sexy hookup to spit some game at them because they're fucking mermaids.

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We crack some Little Mermaid Sexy hookup, laugh about how amazing it was they were walking on land. Somehow convince them to come over to our booth. Our girl cousins are totally gushing over how fantastic their job is all the while the brown-haired mermaid is clearly feeling me.

We start taking shots and dancing, and the brunette mermaid and I start making out. A little while later the club began to empty out, so we decided to go back to our hotel.

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We had a separate room from our parents with Sexy hookup hot tub on the balcony, so we head out there for a while. The mermaid chicks get in the hot tub in their underwear no big dealand gradually our girl cousins got the cue to leave us alone. Sexy hookup cousin Sexy hookup the other mermaid go inside while brunette-mermaid and I started hooking up.

Out of nowhere, this chick decides to go down on me completely submerged in the hot tub. And that's where her mermaid training came in. I swear that girl was underwater for at least two minutes before she came up to breathe.

Keeping with the aquatic theme, we banged again in the shower before we finally went to bed around 5 am. She left without a trace in the morning, which inclines me to believe she was a literal mermaid.

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A head popped out from behind the plastic wrapped mattress and apologized profusely for blocking the stairs. She was probably in her late thirties to Sexy hookup forties and looked like one of those Hollywood actresses that barely age, but do so very well. I - being a total gentleman - asked if she needed any help.

She quickly accepted, and I helped her move the thing up to her new apartment. She grabbed a couple of beers from her fridge, and we both sat down on the mattress in front of the AC. We talked about how she was new in the area and how she was recruited to take some new job at this huge company. I talked about my endeavors in grad school and my plan to get my Ph. What started out as very polite conversation eventually became very casual and comfortable.

We finished our beers and cracked open another. When she came back to sit down next to me after grabbing a couple more beers, I swear she sat down closer to me, allowing her thigh Sexy hookup press against mine. I was admittedly a little buzzed as I'd just gotten back from the gym and hadn't really had much to eat other than breakfast, so when she touched my thigh, I didn't hesitate.

I Sexy hookup her beer, set it on the ground next to mine, and kissed her square on the mouth. We banged right there Sexy hookup the plastic covered mattress.

Occasionally, I see her coming home from work or leaving for the gym, and we're always very friendly. We've actually hooked up a few times since. I'm so glad my commute to cougar town is only a couple flights of stairs long.

We were on campus walking around one night after a date, and we got a Sexy hookup more buzzed on this date than initially intended.

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It was kind of late in the evening and campus was pretty empty. We sat down on a bench and started getting hot and heavy. A group of freshman definitely saw us practically humping on this bench and were not so subtle about seeing us. I wasn't worried about it until someone threw a condom at us. While I'm sure that little shit meant well, I was irritated, and we were forced to relocate.

We'd already been caught so we decided there would be no harm in hooking up in a little more of a noticeable area. So, that's exactly what we did. Out Sexy hookup all the noticeable places on campus to have sex we chose to bang on the steps of the administration building.

I'd done Sexy hookup hooking up in college than protesting - which I feel like is a right of collegiate passage - so I figured this was my proverbial 'fuck you' to 'the man. A campus cop had caught us doing the dirty. This girl dismounted so fast, and I started stammering thinking of how we were going to get out of these. We were both somewhat respectable college students, we didn't need to be branded as sex offenders for the rest of our lives.

But this cop literally just suggested a couple of other places on Sexy hookup to bang that were a little more secluded and went on his way. I swear Sexy hookup god he would have fist bumped me had not my girl been on the Sexy hookup of tears.

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Utterly speechless, we basically ran back to my apartment There are some other universities with similar traditions but I - being a skeptic - don't believe in that kind of stuff. I was visiting my sister Sexy hookup BU and had been hooking up this guy who was a little more superstitious than me.

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So, naturally, I tried to convince him to step on the crest. Sexy hookup guy was not only in a frat - which meant he was basically conditioned to be a sheep - but a straight-A engineering student; to put it in plain words Sexy hookup guy's worst nightmare was not graduating. Unfortunately for him, I'm a total sadist and was determined to drag him onto that crest.

And I totally did it. By dangling sex over his head. We had only hooked up a handful of times as we were both very busy with school and I figured that I could still use sex as a motivator.

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So after a night of drinking, we were walking back to his dorm, and I tried to convince him to step on the Sexy hookup.

After standing right next to the thing for around 20 minutes Sexy hookup, I blurted out that we should have sex on the crest. I mus have appealed to the frat boy in him because next thing I know I'm straight up riding him on the crest. We both got an epic hook up story, and I proved him wrong as he did graduate, in 4 years no less.

The club is barely lit, and it's around 11, but that's because mainly Europeans come here and for some reason, Sexy hookup don't go out until maybe midnight, sometimes later.

However, the best time about getting to the club at a reasonable hour is that they'll give VIP booths to any cute girls. So me and my ladies have this little booth right by the dance Sexy hookup, we order a bottle, and start getting the party started as much as we can.

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About a half hour later Sexy hookup start to pick up, and two Mexican guys are seated next to us. They're dressed very nice, but still casual, and are clearly very in shape. Knowing that a lot of insanely wealthy Mexicans vacation in this city, my gold-digging friend is almost instantaneously talking to them.

I, trying to babysit my friend, join the conversation and honestly they were even hotter close-up. I turned to talk to the guy Sexy hookup friend hadn't started to talk to we'll call him hot-guyand we definitely started vibing.

Despite the fact we were all trying to communicate in broken Spanglish, we all were really starting to get along. A few more of their friends come up, and our booth is beyond lit.

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We start doing shots and dancing, and I notice hot-guy is totally into me. So I down a shot and make some moves.


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